AMX chance of a lifetime, or at least 16 years of high school!

Dear Shifty,

I find a AMX in da local field here in Washington and want to fix her up. I believes it is very rare and have wanted one since I was in high school (all eight years). I am now fixen ta go back and gits my dipoma. When I gradeates I will makes nuff muny ta do it rite.

Heres a piture of it.

Whats ya think?

Signed,

Hopeless in Seattle

Dear Hopeless,

What can I say Hopeless? You are obviously a man of intellect and can spot an opportunity a mile away. The AMX is a really fine automobile and one that is seldom seen. I also am very fond of the cars and someday hope to own one.

Since you are about to go back to high school and finish you education I suggest you take this car with you to auto shop. I am sure that you will have the time to finish it before you graduate. In fact I bet you will be able to drive it to your Senior Prom! (Get it? He will be a Senior Citizen when he goes to his Senior Prom!)

Restoring cars is a great family bonding experience. I think you will most likely even be able to have your grandchildren help you with this project and they might even chauffeur you to the Graduation Ceremony!

Signed

Shifty